320 gsm
Plush coral fleece, not thin costume fabric
S–4XL + kids
Sized by height and weight, not dress size
Machine washable
Cool wash, air dry, stays fluffy
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No customs fees, no surprise charges at the door
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The Fuzzy Monster Onesie
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$49.90
Regular price $82.00
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You can see out of it
The mouth is a mesh-backed opening, so the hood goes fully over your head and you can still watch TV, eat and walk around. Pull it back and it sits like a normal hood.
A pocket with its own face
The small monster on the front holds a phone, a remote, or a fistful of snacks. Everyone finds it about ten minutes after putting the onesie on.
Every colour has its own hair
Moss green gets brown hair, grape gets purple, midnight gets red hair and red lips. Buy two in different shades and they read as a set, not a repeat.
Sizing — please read before you order
Sizing is based on height and weight, not on your usual clothing size. The cut is deliberately oversized, so your normal M is not the M here.
If height and weight suggest different sizes, go by weight. If you are between two sizes, size up — it is the single most common thing customers tell us afterwards.
Frequently asked questions
Can I see and breathe with the hood up?
Yes. The mouth is a mesh-backed opening you can see straight through, and the eyes are decorative and sit above your own. Most people wear the hood back indoors and pull it up for photos.
How warm is it, really?
Thick coral fleece — closer to a heavy throw blanket than to pyjamas. Comfortable in an unheated room in winter, too warm for a heated one in summer.
What size should I order?
Use the height and weight chart, not your usual clothing size. If the two disagree, follow weight. Between sizes, size up.
What size are the matching slippers?
They are one size, unisex, fitting roughly EU 36–44 (UK 3.5–10). If your foot is bigger than EU 44 they will be tight, so take the onesie on its own.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cool on a gentle cycle, then air dry. Do not tumble dry the hood — comb the hair out while damp with the comb in the box and it keeps its shape.
Where do you ship, and how long does it take?
United States, Canada, United Kingdom, the EU and the Nordics. We ship worldwide, though delivery to remote areas may take longer.Dispatched within 1 business day, delivered in 5–8 business days with tracking, free.
What if it does not fit?
You have 30 days. Send it back unworn in its original packaging and we refund you or swap the size — your choice.
Will I have to pay customs or import fees?
No. Duties and import taxes are calculated at checkout and settled by us on your behalf. Your parcel arrives duty paid — the courier will not ask you for anything.