320 gsm
Plush coral fleece, not thin costume fabric
S–4XL + kids
Sized by height and weight, not dress size
Machine washable
Cool wash, air dry, stays fluffy
Duties included
No customs fees, no surprise charges at the door
The Ugly Fish Onesie
Blush Pink / S / Onesie only
$49.90
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The Ugly Fish Onesie
$49.90
Free shipping worldwide. Dispatched in 1 business day, 5–8 business days with tracking.
All duties and import taxes included — nothing extra to pay on delivery.
30-day money-back guarantee. Wrong size or not for you — refund or swap.
Free wide-tooth comb in every box, so the hood keeps its shaggy shape.
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Mix and match any colours, sizes and products — the discount applies automatically at checkout.
Meet the Ugly Fish Onesie — thick coral fleece, a big-lipped fish hood with fins on both sides, and a little octopus patch on the leg. Ugly-cute, impossibly warm, and the fastest way to make everyone in the house laugh.
Choose your package
- Onesie only — the fish onesie on its own
- Onesie + slippers — add the matching one-size plush slippers (fits EU 36–44) for $10 more
Two styles, one price
- Footed onesie — Blush Pink, Lilac Mist, Reef Blue and Pearl Cream. One piece, full-length zip, covered feet.
- Dungaree set — Blush Dungaree and Midnight Dungaree. A hooded fleece top with matching burgundy overalls, two pieces you can also wear apart.
Sizing — please read before you order
Sizing is based on height and weight, not your usual clothing size. If the two disagree, follow weight. If you are between sizes, size up — it is the single most common thing customers tell us afterwards.
- S — 150–155 cm, 40–50 kg
- M — 155–165 cm, 50–65 kg
- L — 165–175 cm, 65–80 kg
- XL — 175–185 cm, 80–90 kg
The details
- Thick coral fleece, warm enough for cold evenings
- Unisex relaxed fit, roomy through the shoulders and hips
- Fish hood with big googly eyes, side fins and a wide plush mouth that frames your face
- Six colours across two styles
- Adult S–XL
- Machine washable — cool wash, air dry
Free worldwide shipping, all duties included. Dispatched in 1 business day, delivered in 5–8 business days with tracking. 30-day money-back guarantee.
Sizing — please read before you order
Sizing is based on height and weight, not on your usual clothing size. The cut is deliberately oversized, so your normal M is not the M here.
If height and weight suggest different sizes, go by weight. If you are between two sizes, size up — it is the single most common thing customers tell us afterwards.
Frequently asked questions
Can I see and breathe with the hood up?
Yes. The mouth is a mesh-backed opening you can see straight through, and the eyes are decorative and sit above your own. Most people wear the hood back indoors and pull it up for photos.
How warm is it, really?
Thick coral fleece — closer to a heavy throw blanket than to pyjamas. Comfortable in an unheated room in winter, too warm for a heated one in summer.
What size should I order?
Use the height and weight chart, not your usual clothing size. If the two disagree, follow weight. Between sizes, size up.
What size are the matching slippers?
They are one size, unisex, fitting roughly EU 36–44 (UK 3.5–10). If your foot is bigger than EU 44 they will be tight, so take the onesie on its own.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cool on a gentle cycle, then air dry. Do not tumble dry the hood — comb the hair out while damp with the comb in the box and it keeps its shape.
Where do you ship, and how long does it take?
United States, Canada, United Kingdom, the EU and the Nordics. We ship worldwide, though delivery to remote areas may take longer.Dispatched within 1 business day, delivered in 5–8 business days with tracking, free.
What if it does not fit?
You have 30 days. Send it back unworn in its original packaging and we refund you or swap the size — your choice.
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